Feline Paralysis (Full Scientific Concept)



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Feline Paralysis (n., fem.): Feline behavioral phenomenon characterized by the voluntary and irresistible immobilization of the human guardian, typically during morning or rest hours, through the cat's strategic placement on the human's body (especially the torso or legs). This action, accompanied by intense purring and an apparent feline stupor, induces in the human a biological and/or emotional obligation to remain still, implicitly canceling any commitments, tasks, or plans scheduled for that period.

Exclusive initiative of the cat, based on its immediate comfort and perception of the human as an optimal thermal surface. Achieved through a combination of distributed weight, body heat, tranquilizing vibrations (purring), and a potential abandonment look if displacement is attempted.

Effect: De facto suspension of human activities ("schedule clearance"), considered by the cat as a necessary service to its own well-being and, far more less important, the guardian's.

Duration: Variable, indeterminate, subject to the feline sleep cycle or human limb numbness.

Considered by cat guardians as a "natural law" superior to social obligations. Often cited as the most legitimate and socially accepted excuse among feline enthusiasts. Effectiveness increases exponentially on cold days or during telework.

Hypothetical Etymology: From the fictional Latin paralysis felina, with felina relating to the cat (Felis catus), and paralysis from the Greek paralyein (to loosen/immobilize). Reflects feline expertise in "loosening" the human will to move.


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Estás enamorada del gato 😺

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No es para menos, lo recogí hecho un coso y mira cómo está

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Hablando de chochera...
Esto es lo más lindo que hay.
Y mientras te lo escribo, me está encajando sus uñas y mordiéndome el talón del pie...

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Lila mi perrita tiene ese mal también, pero luego tiene el modo de hiperactividad así que es todo una montaña rusa 🤣

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