RE: Fly Me To The Moon
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Even Titans fall, but when they do they do a fucken good job of it, they don't half-ass it like the lowly plebs society it plagued by, no...they fall Titanically and then brush it off as if nothing happened at all.
You better work on your ninja snatch bru, one never knows when one may tumble like a fucken old person fall Titanically down the stairs in a glorious display of Titanisticness, and require some ninja snatch assistance.
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old bloodTITANITY!That ninja snatch is getting worked on. As soon as my arm is recovered enough to open jars! lol. That will be my training regimen, staying away from stairs in the meantime as I have heard they can hold a grudge, even against Titans!
Jar opening is the time-honoured method of testing one's Titanity so you're on the right track. Steer clear of stairs...unless there's a jar that requires opening at the bottom. Or beer.
Oh no, what if there is a jar of beer at the top of a flight of gentle shallow stairs. It might be a trap like cheese for a mouse!
That was a test...I wanted to see if your Titan-senses were at full effectiveness. You passed the test.
Them stairs wont get me, not without a fight, sneak killers they are!
They're like the Kraken, only much worse.
The Staken.. damn their non-eyes
'Tis a trap for young players and old alike. (Mostly old.) 🤣
Bloody oldness, it can chase itself as well. I want to be ever youthful! not falling down stairs!
Oldness should fall down the stairs and break it's fucken neck. And then stars should fall down the stairs and do the same...bastard stairs and oldness.
Totally man, I am going to get a lift installed or a firefighters pole. :OD
Get both, and a stripper pole as well.
Dammit, you saw right through me. A strippers pole it is!!
That's the way to do it.