Weekend-Engagement writing topics: A cleaning maid/man

If you could have...
If you could have one of the following people at your beck and call, which would it be and why? Explain in a post of 300+ words using photos you took personally if you can.

Let me whisper a secret, please nobody should tell my future husband that I currently have a heap of clothes in the house that will be going into three weeks and I do not know how to start washing or where to start washing.

Then I wouldn't talk about how my house can go weeks into months and I will just watch how scattered the whole place is that is why I don't like scattering the house from the onset because I know I am not a cleaning person.

I am a very lazy fellow when it comes to cleaning and does not hide it, that is why I try to keep things in their right places and form so I do not have to arrange things because I am lazy.

I would just love to hire a cleaning maid so that I would have to raise my legs, while I press my phone and watch the cleaning maid do everything in the house.

I do not like stress, never do like stress, and so I avoid anything that looks like stress to me because I do not have the body or energy for any sort of cleaning. There are times I heap dirty clothes and dishes in the name of "I don't have the vibe" because I am lazy until I am sure that I am ready to wash or do any cleaning, I will not go close to those dirty stuffs.

I do not even remember the last time I did a thorough cleaning of the house, even when I know the house needs such cleaning, I would just lie on my bed and watch things (small insects) walk around carelessly because of my laziness. So I am sure that with the help of a cleaning maid, the house and every other thing will be well cleaned and placed in order. So, that's why I need a cleaning maid.

I know to constantly postpone doing those but it's not because I can not do them if I want to, or do not have the time, it is more because I am lazy about doing these things.