Gnomeville's Mystery ~ Part 3: Rainbows and Cupcakes

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To fully immerse yourself in the story, please refer to the first two chapters. Gnomeville's Mystery ~ Part One by @snook and Nerffin and the Troll Baby, Gnomeville's Mystery ~ Part 2. Surely, you will enjoy them as they bring smiles and maybe even some happy tears or giggle worm infestations. I dare say though, you are about to discover the darker side of Gnomes. One which is not for the faint of heart. You are warned.

It's just not. It's not all cupcakes and rainbows. Steven often told people this in the Underground, but they never listened. They were always ignorant and more concerned with dying trees and living out their punishments. These same kinds of gnomes would even discard their own child because it looked a little differently. Spoke a little differently. Most notably - thought differently.

Steven Fa'Koon. Often referred to by his last name first and well, you get the idea. He wasn't exactly a Fred. Nor, was he a happy-go-lucky Nerffin. No. He was the bastard son of a former Gnome King (who will be left unmentioned, due to his precarious and prolific nature) that was abandoned by the stork delivery. He sat at the waiting house for months, crying, starving and trying to make his way into the world.

He ultimately did, by hijacking a delivery basket and forcing the stork to drop him off at the Oak Palace. Unannounced. There was no happy tears to be had and his first act as a gnome ended up dreadfully being the deathly fright of his own father. Yes, the sight of him literally scared his father to death and ended the reign of the Fa'Koon's since the only heir - was now a murderer.

The Underground

Barely able to walk and talk and do all the things he was hoping to do in the pursuit of happiness, he was forced to be exiled to the Underground. Nobody ever made it long in the Underground. It was a comfortable hell designed as a hospice for unwanted and undesirable gnomes. Gnomes that liked green beans or ate cats.

Steven never ate a cat. He'd never even tasted or seen a green bean. He had previously survived on bird seed and some kind of goop they rammed in the mouths of the 'unborn'. A nasty nutritional mix that you aren't supposed to eat beyond a couple of days. It was kind of like nature's immunity shot. That he kept getting. For months.

This made him surprisingly resilient to things like one of the gnome weaknesses - the need for sunlight. He may as well have been a literal troll as his pigment was more of a greenish grey - much like that of Gwen...

But, he thrived below the surface for years and mocked the other hospice patients for their lack of a will to live. He often took it upon himself to 'liberate' many of them in their demise and gained favor with the sentries as there seemed to be more food to go around for everyone. Not that they had any need of want, but, gluttony - can be a valuable tool. Much like greed and envy. Used properly, it can turn the tides for things.

Things like discovery of secret tunnels in and out of the Underground. Tunnels that wound for miles and ultimately led to groves of untouched and uninhabited giant trees and orchards that no gnome may have even ever seen or was aware of. A place that he adopted and liked to call home. A borderline swamp with frog choruses and cricket choirs. Nobody else lived there. Nobody but your usual mycelium and insects.

Mycelium that had grown fond of his attitude to not carve out a space and instead, they grew one for him. If only he could convince people that life wasn't always cupcakes and rainbows. Bad shit happens. Sometimes it's on purpose. Sometimes it's a mistake - like he was thought to be. If only he could find a way to communicate effectively with the rest of the populace.

Maybe, just maybe, he could show them a different way.

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BRAVO!!!!!!

I freaking LOVED where you took this!! And Steve! HAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Perfectly Perfect!

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Dam bro quite interesting writing. So everyone takes a turn adding a chapter?

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If you want, ya. Can sign up in the Castle if you feelin' it. Channel for it. Think we have 7 more already signed up after me.

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Fa'Koon Steven? I used to hear about his cousin A when I was younger. Every person that was raised in a rural area knew about Fa'Koon A.

Rainbows and cupcakes? The delusion is real! Do you know there are people that eat unicorn poop because somebody said it was good for them? Seriously.

Wonderful addition to the story. I like that we don't have to deal exclusively with rainbows and cupcakes...

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!LOLZ I do recall an Aaron they used to refer to as simply 'A' 🤣

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What a tragic end to the Fa'Koon dynasty. Steven's a real chip off the Fa'Koon block. Seriously, great job introducing the darker side of Gnomeville.

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Hello my friend! 😊

This was so good, darker than the other two, but still had me to the very end. I can't wait to read the next part. I love that each author writes one section and the next can take it in a totally different direction, this could end up being a best-selling book in the end and have one of the longest author lists ever. That would be nifty, at least I think it would be, LOL! 😊

God bless you and your wonderful family. Have an awesome day my fabulous friend! 😊

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I do believe there is a plan in place to compile it all and publish a short story (or novella?) if it reaches a certain point. Thank you and glad you liked it !LUV

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Fantastic, it'll make a great addition to my library! 😊 You're most welcome, I did and am looking forward to the other chapters to come. Do you know who is writing in which order? That could give us a hint of possible directions the story may go...just curious, no worries if you don't though. 😊

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Fakoon Steven.. The name gave me the giggles and I so love your mind 😁
Unexpected turn and I love how different parts this story is and I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Well written Witty and such creative twist... Loved it.

Now I am scared to do mine... I so gonna mess it up 😂 Hahahaha

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You're going to do AMAZING because you will write it YOUR way. Remember, we are all having fun Saffi 💕 Your part will ROCK!

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Thanks love, glad you enjoyed it! Looking forward to seeing your entry.

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WHAT A TWIST! HECK yeah brotherrrrrrr! 😎🔥 Loved it, I wish you'd write fiction more often, you got skills!! AMAZING tie in to the throne in Gwen's room/ why she might have that coloring... AND brought the mushrooms along! Just fantastic all around !PIMP !PIZZA

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Ha ha! I think Gwen and Steven might have a few things in common 😁 but, I've done my part, happy to be part of what will be a beautiful story!

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Wow... didn't know you were a writer. That is really good. !lolz

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BEST kept secret on Hive I think LOLL

He writes like he has a degree in English :D

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hijacking a deliver basket

🤣
I like the direction you took, looking forward to my part...and all the rest as well :D
!LUV

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I apologize profusely Witty for not getting to this sooner, what an awesome addition to the book!!!
You have just enough twists and turns here to make it very difficult for those behind you to follow!

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So they sent a baby underground to die? Those guys sound evil!

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Damn.

I'm fucking loving this!

A "bastard son of a former Gnome King" is precisely the character into we needed here.

Grey, like Gwen. dig it, can't wait to see that unfold.

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Now Steve is a great character addition to the story. We needed someone on the low down / underside of the gnome world. And he is a perfect foil to the puritans who live on the surface. Now I wonder what mischief he is plotting with dear Gwen haha. Might she be the heir apparent to the throne, in the absence of young Steve? Let's go find out whether the mycelium network can communicate between the lines erm layers of dirt to the world on the other side and what our Steve has in store for gnomeville... Nice touches, Witty... and now I am headed to part 4 hahaha !LUV !PIZZA

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