RE: Hive-Naija Weekend Engagement #66 - “RHYMES”
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Rhymes!
Proof that I'm getting old @hopestylist, I can't even seem to remember some of those rhymes again😂
Very soon I'll start tying wrapper.
Okay. One of my most intriguing rhymes then was:
"Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
That was the end
Of Solomon Grundy."
Because howwww?
They gave birth to you today and within one week,you grew,got married, got sick,died and was buried in one week?
Hooorrr
In @merit.ahama voice
@chefqueen, @graat, @goldenproject, @kingsleyy, @abdul-qudus. You guys should find me the composer of this rhyme, I need to have a small peaceful talk with him/her🤲😂
Incase you see the composer of the the rhyme, please let's have the discussion together because I have a lot to tell the person cos what was he thinking...his imagination must be very wild 😂
They were cooking beans with our heads then😂
I'm healed now,send me another nursery rhymes composer that will compose what they did not send him.
I have plenty ooo
I'm a teacher in my country, everybody knows me well
If you look at me up and down, you will know that is true
A teacher still in nursery 1 😭😂
Teacher that is still carrying food inside food flask😂
Abi 😂😂
We were young and happy
Happiness was choking us then. We didn't care. Tomorrow we go again and sing.
Pawpaw is a type of fruit
Sweet like sugar
Yellow like Fanta
Everybody like pawpaw
Pawpaw
Who no know that before
Are you sure you didn't teach nursery pupils sometime in your life?
The way you're remembering all these things😂
The guy needs to confess I swear
Now you’re old and sad? 👀😂
Old, yes😂
And still happy .
Sad no! 😂
Okay. 😌
Better o. 😂
What do you mean hope o 😂
Nothing o. It’s question I’m asking. 😂
Wetin be this!? 😂
It is what it is😂
You need cane. 😂
Needn't I?
Yes. Need you. 😂
Awwn
Need you too.😂
🤣🤣
!LOLZ
!DOOK
Standard living. 😂
Can you remember this one
Parents listen to your children
Pa pa pa
We are the leaders of tomorrow
Pa pa pa
Try to pay our school fees
Papapa
And give us sound education
Education
This your post just brought back memories
Our parents are there working and we're in school singing that they should listen to us😂
School is scam o
When you already have the certificate abi.😂😂
We didn't really think those days...we just sing and vibe along cos wtf 😭😭
That particular song should have be been sang during end of the year parties when parents are physically present not in the classroom
I'm telling you.
Fight for burst. 😂
That's the joy of childhood. No worries other than to be cared for, eat and sing rubbish
!LOLZ
!DOOK
Do you get? For real o.
We just dey sing. Na that one concern us. 😂
Nothing dey head again 😂... Joy of that stage can't be compared
For real o. For real. 🥹
Do you get? 😂
It is well o.
Yasssss! It’s one of my favorites too.
I use to be happy some days when they drive me home for school fees. 😭🤣
😂😂😂
Same here o.
People that lurk around when you send them home, I'll be like " it's like you people don't like your house 😂
Guyy! I’m ashamed of myself. 😂
It’s that time I want to know all my classmates houses. 😂
Haewww
Somebody grab me a speaker!
But e shanuse to be sweet o. We'll go and drink garri or eliminate whether food they have at home.
Do you get? 😂
See you. It’s things like this you use to relate with. 😂🤣
I blame myself
#justiceforme
Good! You deserve the blame. 😂
Aww! I’m happy for you. 😂
Omo, I ran very far from some rhymes as a child. 😂
😂🫵
What is chasing you?
It’s too hard to learn. They started bringing long king rhymes. Like, who send them? 😟
Or is it you that don't want to learn. Talk true🤲🫵
Or is it you that don't want to learn. Talk true🤲🫵
It’s all of them. Come and beat me. 🫵🏾
Because you have people that can beat me here that's why you're saying.
Nah! Because I know I can run. 🙂↔️
Me I can run too.
Sweet! Oya na.
😂 why are you running
I want to check something. 😂
!LOLZ
Mr beans!!! So you don’t know that rhyme? 😂
I know it's peaceful conversation you want to have abi is it not you again? 😂
😂
I just want to know how life is treating them.
I see . Your knowing ehn . No be here at al
So you didn't hear the name well "Solomon", the wisest man on earth! Tell me why he can't use his wisdom to utilize a week for many years work 😂
But for real, who composed it must have been a very impatient person 😂
😂😂😂
Imagine we're doing history of this man now 😂
It's just 7 lines
7 lines of a lifetime, what could be more impressive than this? 😂
A very straightforward and summarised lifeline😂
AI of today did not do reach this one 😂
They were thinking far.
For real!
God Abeg!!! 😂🤲
Abegeth thee 😂
This woman o. 🤣
Na once you give us King James Version. 😂
I didn't go to that school for nothing.
As how? Which school is that again? 😂
😂
Allow the school to breef. They're not taking new pupils at the moment.
They won’t breef anything. 😂😂😂
Hmm. You sef you have wisdom. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I saw what you did there
When I heard that rhyme, it scattered everythingI knew about life
I kept wondering how can someone live a whole life in one week 🤲😭😭
This rhyme was actually personal to me because I had a classmate named Solomon and every time I want to tease him in class, I would start singing "Solomon Grundy" 😂😂😂
Sharp! 😂
That guy I’m very sure there was a time he started avoiding you. 😂
Yes, exactly. He transferred to another school.
My lawd! 😂
You too do o. 😂
😝😝😝
Can you blame me. His name was one of a kind 😂😂😂
But she isn’t a he. 😂
I just discovered it and it was so hilarious 😂😂
Chaied! But her profile picture is there naw. 😂
I didn't look o. My fingers were faster than me 😁😁
Omo. Tuff. 😂
Chai😂
Ahhhh
Sister why🤣🤣🤣
He could not take the tease anymore 😝😝
So now you are proud of yourself 🤣
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You are not a very nice somebody.
That was then oooo.
I have repented now 😂😂😂
Awwn
I'm happy for your repentance.🫵😂
😂😂😂
Thank you oooo. I will give testimony in church 🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
He curse you Taya
No evidence 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I used this one to pepper my guy Solomon that year, lol. The boy saw she in my hand😆😆😂
Wicked Doc. 😂
Eeh! U are not supposed to see this
Sorried. 😂
I saw it too😂🫵
😂😂😂
😂🫵
Mr pepperoni.
That's how you will say you're not wicked.
I'm not wicked now, food without pepper no make sense😉
Village people🤣🤣🤣🫵
!LOLZ
!DOOK
!BBH
My guyyy! You have seen it now.
I still wonder how that baby man did it. 😂
Another one is old Roger is dead. 😂
So those people did not see anywhere else to plant that apple? They now planted it over his head, now the man have wake up and knocked an innocent old woman. Chaied!
This story didn't clear me.
Don’t mind them o. Wicked people. 😂
Why are you telling my baby that you are getting old?
🎶she knows
🎶she knows🫵
She knows what?😡😡
That I'm getting old.
She does? Great!
Don’t remind her again!😡
I will!🫵
Dare me!
You have been dared!
Nice one! Let me first go and hack your Discord!
What do I have in my discord that you want to go and hack?🤲😂
I don’t know!😭😭😭
"It is at this point he knew....."
I have not f’ed up!
Regardless, I’ll still hack it. You will stop chatting with your emperor.
Chisos😂😂
Emperor still exists?😂
Abdul.
Isn’t he the emperor?
I am Emperor-less.
How is that possible?
Nothing is impossible.
Indeed.
Where is your own rhyme sef. Abi you didn't go to nursery school?
I have dropped it.😂
Check it.
Tor!
Go and meet Caramel. He knows the address of the composer of this rhyme
😂😂
Igweeeee
People that reply instantly. Where are you guys getting the power????
Omo! I'm jealous!
😂
Say power!
Cut soap!
Go and meet the 10th lady.
I should leave 1st to meet 10th?
There's no 2nd or third sef, not to talk of 10th.
It's only Ok.... Joy there's in the scene
It's funnier when I'm reading in your voice😂
Leave me abeg
You're among the people that the voice charms?
Let me raise my shoulder well well 😅
Relaxxxxx.😂🫵
Now I know.
I have gotten a weak point.
I'm waiting for you in DM
I await you too.
Yours wickedly 🫵
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These people🤲
Nice one though
Not me thinking is Grandy🤲😊
Abi me and you who is wrong 😂
It's Grandy we used to sing o😂
Anyone.
Even Grumpy.