An Epic Tale of Survival #comedy

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The Curious Classroom

"So what actually you saw in the street?" he asked him politely, as he knew the curious faces of the whole classroom were waiting for his side story.

"What I saw couldn't be described in words sir, there were multiple voices around me and everyone was asking for help, I was in the middle of the sea. I thought twice as I was an angel for them," Sapphire began his story, but before he could go further, his best friend Eshmal interrupted... the one everyone secretly called ‘died Hurt.’ His family once told him he was heartless, so now he only carried the hurt he earned every time she came near. Sapphire smiled at him for a second, maybe because Eshmal’s silence had its own story, and then he continued.

"Sir it was strange to me as I slept at night on my bed and now my bed was in the sea floating like a flying carpet of Aladdin."

The Lost Socks

"Where was my cocomo?" A thought came into my mind when I saw my socks (the only place where money and more precious things can be saved as their odor keeps everyone away but they are dangerous if you want to keep your lover in them).

"Oh gosh my socks were filled with water thereby my feet appeared to be balloons. I looked everywhere. Maybe I can see Titanic anywhere but all in vain, maybe it was deep into the sea then."

Sir Riz turned on his Instagram and started the live mode as the public must know the story of Brave Sapphire who has the original name Hera.

The Bulls of the Sea

He continued his narration, "I saw black ships sailing toward me and I waved the red scarf on my neck so that they must help me. They approached me in seconds but wait, they were not submarines, not even the sea lions who were oh Sapphire, they were bulls who attacked me and in minutes me with my bed was on their horns."

"Maybe they made me their king and now I could add the public in speed, I started watching miserable people who were floating in water while having chairs on their heads, oh poor people of earth still you are fighting for chairs."

"Suddenly I noticed the speed of my floating bed was getting rapid. We were moving to another submarine and before I could notice more features I found my body flying in the air. Love wins everywhere those idiot bulls throwed their king Sapphire for that milking cow."

The Queen of Sapphire

"Thankfully I landed in another bed but who was the owner of this Kingdom now, none other than Miss Jannat who was busy telecasting her beauty in bluish water."

Eshmal interrupted, "Did you were saved by her?"

"Not at all I was the one who helped her to get out of this miserable situation. She called herself queen of Sapphire when she made last video on TikTok."

"So did she die?" the class shouted with surprise. Even Sir Riz was blushing on Jannat's name.

Sapphire began again, "In order to save the Kingdom I had to make a sacrifice and I gifted her soul to the waves of sea in order to save my mighty bed. If I wouldn't do this maybe next bloodshed might happen and she would win because of her sharp nails and pretty looks."

He saw Eshmal's blanked face. ("I am still yours my love.")

The Miserable Kingdom

"This was not all related to me. I had to think about the miserable people who were crying for my help so in order to assist them I decided to raise my hands."

"I started snatching everything they had for eating as the good Kingdom nourishes when the king is healthy. If he doesn't have the health to take charge of how he is going to visit or take care of them, am I right Kim Jong?"

"My next plan was to settle my bed as water was breaking its parts now so instead of wasting my time in finding labour to repair it I decided to replace it with another sofa."

"I found this flowing sofa on the way but there was an old lady on it, she told me it was her 100th birthday gift so I decided maybe she shouldn't enter next century. I reduced the burden and took the sofa. Wasn't Mr. Trump I wrong now?"

The Flood Truth

"So where actually you were Sapphire?" Sir Riz wanted to disclose the truth.

Hera (real name of Sapphire) replied, "I was in middle of flood happened due to minor rainfall in Karachi."



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These comedy posts are often complex because many people don’t know the history of how even a little rainfall can cause serious floods in Karachi. The humor can also feel a bit disconnected at times since I assume readers will make certain connections on their own. But with your continuous feedback, I can keep improving my creative writing.

It is a journey for both me and the readers. Please share your honest feedback instead of just praise. This YouTube video makes everything crystal clear while the written version can be a bit more challenging to understand. Also, I can't use AI to touch my writing as it loses its soul and purpose.

Many of the jokes are lost in translation, and it is already energy draining to polish the work again and again after translation, but I still believe it can be improved further. So help me spot where I can make the comedy easier to understand without losing the humor itself.

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Haha, this story had me laughing with its absurd moments. Well, I'm looking forward to reading more of your work. I think this was really good.

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I assume you also witnessed flood caused by rainfall in Bangladesh! ;)

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