Birth of Skynet and Other Laughs

Greetings and salutations Hivers. Today I thought we'd do another You Should Laugh More post. Last night or this morning, depending on what time zone you are in, we had a bit of Hive drama. Nothing too explosive, but a bit of a discussion/debate/argument over the acceptability of HSBI. Whew... it was actually a fairly productive discussion, but drama is drama, and I'm feeling like we all need some laughter after that.

SO...

Research has shown that laughter is good for us. It has all kinds of health benefits. Despite most of us knowing this, none of us laugh enough. Yeah, I know, being an adult is tough, and furthermore there is a lot of grim stuff happening in the world. These things may be true, but that just is all the more reason for trying to get a little laughter into our lives.

Is that in the manual?

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Trust us, we're experts.


The Progression of Math Usage

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Something went seriously wrong here.


Why does it taunt me?

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This has happened to me more times that I'd like to admit.


The future is not quite what we expected

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At least we still get pretzels.


Who is on First

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Kids, ask your parents.


Correction

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With a wife like that, who needs enemies?


Expert Trolling

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If you say so.


The Birth of Skynet

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Or maybe the borg. Some kind of evil robot, anyway.


And now, for your moment of Zen.

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So what do you think? Did it make you laugh or was it just stupid? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Hi there! David is an American teacher and translator lost in Japan, trying to capture the beauty of this country one photo at a time and searching for the perfect haiku. He blogs here and at laspina.org. Write him on Mastodon.

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That one with planes drives me crazy because it is so true. All they do is herd cattle these days. I was watching the movie Commando the other day and there was a bit on the plane where they told everyone they had to put out their cigarettes. So they decided that's bad but cramming everyone together for outrageous prices isn't?

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I can imagine it will get worse in the pursuit of profits.

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The Fuhrer bot made me laugh... hahahahha

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Those were.. funny.. hah.

My favourite one was the plane. I even remember a time when you could smoke on them. Gosh I'm young lol

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That spongebob one is oh so true. I went to college for construction management and while it was somewhat helpful, a vast majority of what I was taught was simply to pass the class and then you would never, ever, use it again. I do enjoy advances mathematics because it is pretty damn cool being able to understand complicated stuff like that, but yeah, life is basically one big spreadsheet once you enter the professional world.

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yea, some good stuff there.. :P

resistance is futile!

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