The Early Bird

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Good morning and welcome to today's show where I am the early bird, now I know you've heard the story is that the early bird gets the worm. I'm here to tell you right now... That's bullshit. Ya see today I am the early bird. I got no worm. You know what I got? FUCKED. That's right, I took it to the old turd cutter.. lucky for me, I was half ass prepared and had my own worms..

Peace

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I worked with some cool french dudes in the government and they told me a great saying:

"La deuxième souris reçoit le fromage"

which translates to:

"The second mouse gets the cheese"

Good morning!

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Eight dollars for a damn screw, what a ripoff. I hope you got some good week when it opened at 8 AM! A brand new vehicle shouldn't have to go in to get something fixed, the cost should be on the manufacturer. Bastards....

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Getting screwed on a screw!
That’s messed up!

!PIZZA !ALIVE

Bonus tip!
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