Skidmark, Colorado
Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I'm a captive creator.. we're in the car heading to New Mexico with a load of useless shit.. and we're really just getting underway.. had to stop at 3 different McDonald's just to get some fucking coffee.. currently we are passing thru Colorado Springs.. which in my opinion is the skidmark of Colorado..
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bears do the same thing to wipe their butts
A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
Bear looks down at the rabbit: "Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit looks up at bear: "No."
Bear wipes ass with rabbit.
You should hear about my run in with the Easter Bunny , lets just say, he's now definitely made of chocolate :)
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
Haha Skidmark Colorado! Seriously a town I have heard of, in Colorado, that has no dispensary? There are towns up here not even substantial enough to be a skid mark that have dispensaries.
6 hours drive from Skidmark sounds like a better place to be. How many joints is a 6-hour drive?
6 hour ride is 4 joints
Now I understand why it's the shitstain of CO !LOLZ
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She really hit the roof!
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