Procrastination
Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where my procrastination streak is coming to a end.. here's the scene.. my fat ass is on the couch eating donuts..
When Beth makes some stupid comment about the car.. fuck me to tears I forgot I have a appointment at the dealership this morning. I already forgot about it yesterday morning too and had to call and sweet talk then into seeing me today.. and here I am being a fat lazy American.. I believe the preferred adjective was "wanker" So here I am now at the last minute getting prepared.. but first... let us pray... by pray I mean get high..
Peace
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Glad it's under warranty, getting to the fuel pump is a pain in the ass requiring ripping off the gas tank as you know all too well. Better let them deal with it for sure! Enjoy the weed and hopefully it doesn't take them four hours to fix it.
Christmas in Colorado... It might actually snow then. Not my favorite holiday either, I loved it as a kid but as a parent I absolutely despise it. Even if you are religious you have to admit it's all about consumerism, and that's about it. Makes me sick! Now I need some weed!
Oh I learned my fuel pump lesson the hard way... after the 3rd one I replaced..
I hate Christmas. Such bullshit. More bullshitish than Columbus Day
Man those check engine lights are just AI powered access to your wallet! The dealerships up here seem to be turning ownership over to out of town investors desperate to grift and the service department is a way for them to print money.
Keep fighting the good fight. Procrastination ain't gonna procrastinate itself!
Yeah I hate dealerships. I cuss them every chance I get.
I'm going to prescribe some cannabis plants to combat procrastination:
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All excellent choices indeed.. DP is a favorite
I usually shove my finger up the tailpipe and the check engine light goes off
I normally drive it with the light on until it won't start no more.. but Beth is a pussy