It's a rectum splitter..
Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where it's all business.. I am smoking a joint.. but I'm not supposed to be.. but if I die today I want to die stoned. Today is colonoscopy day.. I'm getting ready to head to the VA shortly..
I couldn't vibe a poop meme. But I found another one about your mom..
Peace..
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Good luck with the colonoscopy, they suck! Enjoy the joint, who cares what they think over there at the VA. Drinking all that prep is horrible...
At least they will sedate you nicely over there before they start...
The sedation is my biggest concern. Last time they had a lot of trouble waking me up
They'll probably go light on it then
Open wide!
Good luck and hope the anesthesiologist knows their shit.
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STOPMan you sure like getting all your rectum splitting dome in a compressed period of time!
Why is shit tapered?
So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.
Probe away!
Ironically I had one done on Wednesday. If you read my post yesterday you’d know. Good luck, drinking that shit was horrific.
I was drinking that shit on Wednesday and Thursday.. to busy on the shitter to read any posts
it is just another day, a friend mine told me once time that when you discuss with a smart person it is just a discuss but when you do it with ass.... it is a figth, if the person dont get the joke jsut turn down and say good bye see ya later :D