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Good morning and welcome to today's show.Where apparently the word of the day is failure.. i was so excited this morning to see that the Phillips 66 gas stations we're back available for mystery shopping and just in time too, since the car's on empty.. i took three of them hoping to fill up the tank and get reimbursed for all my money.But when I got to the first gas station, I noticed, i'm not allowed to do these shops until tomorrow... Well fuck me.. then, I decided I'd head over to my old apartment and see my buddy. Tim and have him as a guest star on today's show. Also a fail. He went golfing with his buddy Johnny.. then, when I log in to film my show, I noticed that I did not win @geneeverett's pool.. how is that even possible? I had fifteen of the possible ten winning numbers.. guess I'll just hang out here in the loser's lounge and smoke this joint by myself. Y'all have a great day..

Peace

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Failures just mean you are on a new level in the video game of life!

Congrats!

OMG TITTIES YAY!

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Man I would love it if someone showed up on my driveway for a surprise stoning. You win or you learn and the lesson is in the phone.

Besides, there are no morningbowl failures as all you need is morning, bowl, and some bonus tiddies.

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Some days are like that though 😂😂

That shit does happen though, you're the one that has friends who actually have shit to do😂😂

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I gotta be honest, even though 50/50
I was sure you’d win! I’m gonna give it a go for week 5, you got two spots
And I’ll take any spots that don’t fill. If we don’t get 8 single players
Prolly means it’s worth not bothering anymore but we’ll give it one more week and see! Post is up!! !PIZZA !ALIVE !BBH

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I not sure how you didn't win Gene's pool, you had half of the slots! lol

At least you lived on the right side of the train tracks over there in Denver! How long are you guys staying up there? No free gas until tomorrow, that sucks. Those mystery shops are pretty sweet though, although they put on a lot of miles on the car!

Enjoy the weed today, maybe tomorrow the early morning plans will go better!

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Tomorrow is drive back to Roswell day..

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That sounds like a blast... Not...

Mystery shopping the way back down as well? Might as well turn those seven hours into thirteen again! lol

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That mystery shop ADmin rule about not starting until tomorrow is brutal when the tank is empty :(
And the pool bit made me laugh, fifteen of the possible ten winning numbers is peak math, I felt taht in my soul.
Some days are all Ls, but at least you owned it and kept the vibe rolling, defintely earned that joint :)

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I've already got $40 worth of free gas today.. plus made $60. It took about 90 minutes

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Now that’s s;olid. $100 value in 90 min, your basically around $66 an hour, plus the tank topped up. Defnitely beats the loser’s lounge vibe from earlier :) Gonna chase a few more today?

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