The Unusual Elf

His Unusual Elf owned a sponge that they would worship. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Elf often carried a can of Tango to share. It should be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Unusual Elf wanted a painting of a melon to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Unusual Elf desperately wanted a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Elf desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Unusual Elf always carried a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.