Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This

Have you been having a nightmare? One of those waking dreams where everybody is yelling and nobody's doing a goddamn thing?

Don't worry, got just the thing for you! Nightmare Fuel!™ Guaranteed to give you better nightmares or your money back!

But you don't have to take my word for it. There's no better proof than satisfied customers!

Uncle Sam is always a good friend to business. With everything going boom these days it's been kind of difficult to keep up with demand.

Fortunately patriotism makes things get weird in a hurry. Just think of this as freedom fries for your dreams!

With a side of unknown unknowns. Feeling better yet?

Me too! Don't worry, if you don't live in the land of freedom you can just swap out the flag and nobody will be able to tell the difference.

Best of all, there's no maximum daily dose! If you ever want to get a bit more kick out of your Nightmare Fuel!™ just remember the old nursery rhyme:

A tisket, a tasket, a head in a basket. No matter how you try it cannot answer the questions you ask it.

---

---

---

All images created using MidJourney, with the occasional tweak in Photoshop. Thank you for joining me for the evening's dose of nightmare fuel!