Birthing the best version of Myself

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I was having a conversation with a close friend of mine awhile back about what it feels like to become a father. During the course of our interaction, my mind flashed back to what this dude was as a child and who he is right now so i asked him "Would you like your children to inherit your traits?". He looked straight in my face, laughed for a bit before responding "hell no , it's no secret I was a menace growing up". And then it hit me, everybody wants their children to grow up to become positive references in society but that doesn't mean they want their kids to grow to be like them as they were a handful at that stage and probably still are.

Personally, I not only want my children to inherit my traits,
I hope they upgrade it to the best version possible. I know I am far from perfect but looking back, I do believe there are certain valuable characteristics I possess that will propel my future little angels to the moon.

My face card might be on the below average side but that's not a problem as all three of my wives will be extremely beautiful so my kids can get their looks from them😁😁. What I lack in looks, I make up for it with a good heart- I can't be ugly inside and out. I try to treat people fairly and right even when it is not always easy to do. I am also slow to anger, possess the ability to control my emotions and let's not forget smart as well. I am obviously not the full package but I do have a few good sides that my offspring will surely be proud of.

In terms of genetics, well let's just say I am truly blessed. Due to a few reasons I decided to go for a complete blood check to get a few information about my health status and decided to reaffirm my genotype. When I did the test years back the results were AS but this time around I discovered I was an AA after running the same test twice from different clinics.

This is something everychild of mine will definitely be getting unless I decide otherwise as this genotype gives them a variety of options enabling them to achieve their dreams without health limitations and complications.

Now I do not possess a lot of skills or talents but I do know my kids will be getting their dancing skills from their old man. Oooh did I also mention I sing as well, mann!!! I need to hurry and get them kids cause I should be creating our very own family band before I turn 80hahahahah.

However I will also like to take into account a criteria that should not be overlooked in terms of traits and children. Despite the importance of inherited traits and nature is, one should never understand the relevance of nurture in the lives of the young ones. Children may be blessed with the best genetic material but without proper guidance and the right equipment to set them right, most end up becoming a nuisance to society, their family and even to themselves and this might take quite some time to correct, sometimes it never happens.

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So it is important to also train these kids properly to ensure they utilize their opportunities to achieve the best optimum results with what they got- I definitely have a lot of work cut out for me as I intend to birth a lot of em.

Well I don't know about the next guy but I do hope my kids inherit my traits and for as long as i can remember i have always wanted a bunch of mini me running around, hopefully this might be a lot sooner than i think.