There Has to be a Penis Bank Somewhere

I laughed so hard when I saw this question . The idea of a penis or vagina falling off is the last thing that would come to my mind. I have seen and heard of a lot of pathologies but not this one, xd.

If your penis or vagina fell off would you mind or just carry on without it?

Hell yeah, I would definitely mind that. This tool organ is part and parcel of me and one of my most valued organs. So loosing it would have great implications sexually, physically and mentally.

I would immediately begin a search for Penis replacement. I guess some guy would not be needing his anymore especially in this age of transgender and all what not, one of them trans dudes should just gimme his, so I can manage. Hopefully my body does not reject the transplant.

In an event where the transplant fails or I am unable to get a replacement entirely, I guess I will just forge ahead without it or just stay at a place. I mean, that would be a hell of a boring life.
Eat, work, sleep no fun.

I would then try to have fun from other activities.
I would resume my gym sessions which I have quit for almost a year now. Try to bulk up and forget the lost one, but them gym ladies would make me remember I have no manhood so no! No gym.

I would definitely indulge myself with some alcohol. I am a teetotaler but that won't be the case anymore. I would take a bottle or three. Heard the bitter drink makes people forget their worries, temporarily.

I would obviously avoid clubs, parties and any place that would get me to meet hot ladies and remind me that I can't do shit anymore.

Honestly, this is not a good place to be and even writing this now has made me realize how much I would not wish it for an enemy.

Alternatively, I would then commit myself to research and try to discover a solution for this problem. If I find one, I would solve mine and also that of others who have similar conditions and likely earn a fortune from it by helping them get their penis back as I know how desperate they would be for such a treatment.

Happy weekend guys! Try not to loose your stuff, I have not gotten the cure yet.

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