INSIDE LIFE!

Happy New Year, Laugh-house!
Been a while around here. What's up?

This holiday, thingsss occured and I brought one here
So I want to understand why people who enjoy being outdoors and going to have their kind of fun keep complaining of how expensive outside-life is. My dear, why not just sit at home. Your house de pursue you?

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Being indoors is fun and I have observed and realize that it comes with benefits. I'm not telling you that so you begin to stay indoors o. Ah, please don't! We don't want crowd indoors too plix.

Anyways, I'm here to brag tell the benefits of this soft-life lifestyle. As you read, may you be blessed.

They don't fall into trouble

How can they? Me, I am a certified keyboard warrior. If you rave mad, I give you your size but when I go outside, I borrow myself sense. Cause, I don't want anybody to burst my mouth. Eg of a popular one is Daniel Regha. Man can advise anybody online but offline?.....iceeeee!

Always safe

Obviously! You will not jam motor and motor will not jam you. Troubles, shege, Sapa, all of the above and more will not see you. You gerrit?

Fresh skin like today bread

Have you seen me, bruv? Wawu! House maids, I mean, house-boys/girls like me can afford to bleach and the bleaching will augumwnt all round the body without giving rainbow-colored theme. That's because they don't see the sun. They bleach and everywhere will be same colour. Yes, the butt too.

Anti-Sapa

Very rich people. Their lifestyle always save them from unnecessary expenses. But you see that 'we-outside' gang, they cannot go out without hearing "savings or current."

They hardly cheat.

Nobody should argue this one with me. But, even if they want to cheat, it will be online cheating with one yeye person they met on social media.

No need for much clothes

They can have just five clothes and two pairs of shoes but it doesn't matter to them because,who wants to look at you as you are inside. Who them wan impress?
All the fine clothes they bought before, they've not ever worn them out, they're just in their bottom box. And even out of the lots they have, there's a particular five they always wear. Rinse and repeat.

They live long

As expected! Because they don't stress. They don't pick unimportant calls so rather than call, just text. Don't even bother inviting them to an event. They'll raise your hopes and dash it. In fact, if you organize an event, they'll be the main planner but on the D-Day, even their shadow you won't see.
No stress, no sun, no dust, what do you expect? ..long life of course.

Then fine die

Again, have you seen me? No be hype o. People that dont stress not see sun, what would you expect? Their freshness is second to none.

Do with this information what you wish. At the moment, the indoor gang accessibility form is out of stock. But to get fast, easy service, holla at me. Come with your urgent $5. Offer lasts for 48hours. Good deal, right?

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Greetings!