My funny neighbhood.

I have this neighbour who's popularly know as mama no. 1
She's this lousy kind of person. And the husband too. If you're staying in our neighbourhood and you don't hear or talk about this woman forget..you never start..
While walking on the street, she'll sing very loud that even in your sleep you'll know that mama no. One is around. One of the things you'll use to know if she's around or not is her loud music, the self no like say she go use normal but this one off key. Sometimes I wonder how the children cope with her in the house.
Imagine staying with someone that sings from morning till night very loud...like una no dey discuss or gist for house..
The only time she'll stop singing is probably if she's trying to quarrel her son.. that's the only time aunty will not sing ...

Ohh another part about her.. just do mistake get issue with her, ...like you don jamp wahala, because she'll put you in song, she will quarrel, she will call you names. And even the next day you'll wake up five O clock to hear that mama no.one is still quarrelling.
Like each time she sees you it will look as if you just spark out the trouble in her.. so everyone around just have to avoid her...dare you pass her compound and not greet her..ohh sorry is your name.
The husband on the other side be parking four buttons phone to hold and walk around in the street...the other day they asked him...agar how this money don reach android phone ohhh..he said noo.. he doesn't want it, he wants to use this one incase the children offend him, he can use it to stone them like how..😂

My neighbourhood is filled with people who behaves like what I don't understand...
Another handsome young man, who changes girls like a man changes his cloth... everyday he'll come home with different kinds of girls..not like he even has money..but he'll be making mouth, boasting how he's an SA to the governor but Shi shi no dey..
And each girl he brings he'll introduced her to us, saying how he loves her, how this one is different from other girls but after few days Na him go come tell us say that girl wan chop him money ..on top money wey you no get... Wetin dem wan chop abi Na you dey chop their money...
He continued like that until he carried one woman who's older than him, and this one he's saying the man must marry her whether he likes it Orr not...Na so my man take melt, he's marriage is 22nd. Everyday he'll ask us how he will come out from this pot of soup as he's not ready to get married 😂
This man is not serious with his life.

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