Hello, my dear friends in the #Cinnamoncupcoffee community. Time to share the detested coffee combo I have ever witnessed.

This is the man I will never forget, my uncle. He is a very funny and friendly kind of person. I loved being around him when I was still in my under ten. He is a lover of football and has been a very committed fan of Christiano Ronaldo, a footballer. He often fans any club that Ronaldo is playing for. When Ronaldo moved to Juventus, he was very happy and bought the Juventus jersey bearing CR7 behind him. My uncle has weird eating habits. He doesn't eat any meal without sipping a cup of coffee.

One thing I love about my uncle is that even though he is addicted to sipping a cup of coffee during most of his meals, he still maintains his minimalist nature. He often goes for one of the cheapest available sachet coffee, the Cowbell Coffee. The worst combo I have ever seen him take is the combo of sipping coffee while eating starch and soup. One of the days I visited him, I noticed he was eating boiled beans and eggs and at the same time sipping his coffee. I saw this funny and disgusting but I later regretted not advising him to stop the bad combo.

My failure to speak out made me suffer that night I slept in his house. As a bachelor he is, we slept on the same bed. The regular sounds of thunderous farts and the thick smell thereof gave me a sleepless night. I suffered that night as my uncle was asleep, he didn't even know he had polluted the room making his visitor uncomfortable.

When he woke up the next day, I respectfully and sensibly narrated how he fumigated the room with dangerous gases as a result of his mind-blowing combo. When my uncle was taking this coffee with the meal, I said to myself, "I would try this out someday." But after this experience, I vowed never to sip coffee when eating certain meals, especially those that can make one purge or release unwanted gases.
That was the worst coffee habit I have ever seen my uncle exhibit. I can combine eating certain meals with sipping my cup of coffee but not with food like beans and eggs, it's just so odd to me.

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