Mid Week Report - Hive User Ponders Why Nobody Gives A Shit About His Monthly HP update

A hive user was saddened this week when he received no comments on his post entitled "March Hive Power Update" that he spent a good 2 days collating behind the scenes. @vincesteel22 had spent the "alot of time" in excel calculating how much HP he had earned this month compared to last month and not only that but he went to the bother of calculating the shit tokens as well such as Sportstalksocial and SPG.
"I had spent 2 days drafting up my Hive update" explained @vincesteel22 but not one comment"
"Not even a "nice post" comment from a bestie."
"Why do I bother??"

"I tell you why he bothers," replied @cynicalNed , a Hive commentator.
"It's because he gets sweet sweet post rewards for his monthly Hive update", "That's why he bothers"
"These lads have fuck all to write about anymore as they have exhausted their life experiences so the Hive power update is a banker in the calendar on certain days of the year.
"On top of that , anything tokeny or cryptoy can be labeled Leofinance so the cute whores get double the rewards." he added.
"I have seen actifit posts tagging Leofinance because the geezer stopped at an ATM machine mid run."
"It's a disgrace."
"A HP power update shouldn't be labelled Leofinance. If anyone created a "Shit update that nobody cares about Community" then this is where it should go."

"@vincesteel22 has earned so much Hive power every month that sometimes his posts are coming across a bit smug." he added.
"Other accounts look at his earnings in envy." Take little Mohatmad from Madagascar for example that can work out on one finger how much Hive Power he gets a week from 40 posts. Or the guy with the bird (feathered one) from Bulgaria who earned 15 HP over the course of the month."

@vincesteel22 even has an airdrops column on his table where he receives quite a few $SPS and $GLX and is currently accumulating lots of $Zing in which he goes into detail in his post.

"Many Hive users do the old HP update but I have yet to meet anyone who reads them unless they are their enemy on Hive." "If you are their enemy then the Hive update is a must read so you can check the things your mortal enemy is getting himself or herself into. But they never upvote as is their relationship so it's all the one."

@maxpower23 who is @vincesteel22's enemy from way back in the time of Steem is always interested in Vinces updates and wonders why he has accumulated thousands of VYB or POB tokens so he can investigate them himself.

"It's a load of shite really," claimed @maxpower23
"The prick powered down last year 20,000HP and I didn't see an update from him that month so it is all superficial."

Now that you said it you do not see the elite whales with a Hive Power update because between the DHF and Valueplan then they would be creating a noose to hang themselves really."

"The Hive whales are trying to find ways to deflect how much HP they are actually earning not to raise suspicion of any fraudulent activities. So its the dolphin brigade that are publishing this tripe."

Meanwhile @vincesteel22 is still lamenting the fact that his HP update is not receiving any comments.

"Maybe Hive is going downhill."
"Maybe nobody is interested in my HP update but I can't see how they would not be interested."
"It's a quality post, I even sourced my excel sheet."
"I DEMAND IT"
"If anything Appreciator/ OCD or newsflash should be coming in giving me the ring a ding a lings as I call it"

**....... Discord ring **

"A comment has come through"
"I knew I had faith in the Hive Community!!"
"Oh wait, Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww its only bloody Hivebuzz telling me I have 50,000 posts published."
"Oh well"

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