"Crypto is the Future" Claims Local Man Who Transfers $10 in ETH and gets Charged $7 in Gas
The Hive gazette interviewed Local Hive enthusiast @deathtoFiat who has been bleating on in his posts about crypto replacing fiat currency by the end of 2024. Out of his 10,000 posts on Hive, 9950 of them are about how crypto will replace traditional currency and topple the banks and he will dance on their graves when this happens.
"The banks are everything evil in this world" declares @deathtoFiat who will now only buy goods and services with cryptocurrency.
"I am still struggling to get hold of every item with cryptocurrency but I make do just out of principle" he says while he butters some bread with his index finger and places some small fish that arrived from China yesterday that he sourced on the dark web.
"MMMMMMMMM delicious. Nothing like a nice fish sandwich to start the day"
"It does have its set backs but I will pull through in the long term" he claims.
And there has been numerous setback especially the setback in 2017 when the bear hit. @deathtoFiat did a deal with his local car dealership to accept bitcoin as long as he would spend over $100,000 on a new BMW X5.
"When he came into the dealership to collect his X5 with all the bells and whistles, we were ready to close the deal." said Tom Morrison the main BMW dealer in the area.
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"But he skulked around looking at the painted finish and the interior that by the time he came to desk to make payment , Bitcoin had plummeted big time." "He ended up leaving in a second hand orange mini!" "From that they on we refused to accept Bitcoin as we were left high and dry with an X5 with the Bitcoin logos embroidered in the headrests. "It was faster to get rid of aids than that BMW", he exclaimed with a sigh. Some old English aristocrat eventually purchased it after we told her the B stood for British.
"Now that gas prices are through the roof I have to earn more" which is a pain" said @deathtoFiat.
"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't pay the rent as the gas fees were too high."
"Those pesky landlords and banks. Grrrrrrrr. Just you wait until crypto goes mainstream. I will be king of the world."
When asked about bank charges a couple of cent he snapped back.
"It is not important that the banks charge very little payment fees." "I get 12 "Yourareadope" tokens with every payment on crypto.io and they gave me a nice shiny metal card to do it with. I can predict that Youareadope is gonna pump real soon. That is the beauty of it. Plus I can't be tracked."
When put to @deathtoFiat that he indeed could be tracked which is the whole fundamental of a blockchain he went a bit quiet.
"They should invent some unit of exchange that can be taken out of a machine and you can do whatever you want with it so we can't be tracked. Now that is the future. We need to get on this."
"Is this not what cash does?? asked our interviewer
"Go fuck yourself." he replies and kicked us out of his flat.
hahaha. Probably the person buying the B for British is a staunch royalist and wants it to go with his Charles & Diana mug he has at home.
!DHEDGE
Probably just back from the parade in Belfast. Putting his bowler hat and umbrella on the coat stand as we speak
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So d'ya think "Yourareadope" coins won't moon? I have 6 trillion, one thousand and six of them and I'm not really fond of fish sandwiches.
When I lived in Essen Germany they were mad for a fish sandwich. Like the fish used to be flopping out the end.id put most things in a sandwich. Not a creature from the deep 🤢🤢
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Ah! if @deathtoFiat only had a humble canoe and lived in a shack overlooking a small lake of plenty. Maybe he wouldn't have to complain about the banks, nor the high fees of ETH & BTC and surely he would be happier making and eating sandwiches with bread and butter forever without any need to source the fishes from China on the dark web.
Some photos . I hope he froze some of them in his freezer in his shed . I must search "humble canoes " on Amazon and see if they come back with something like a old banana skin. 🤣🤣
Nah! no need for it. There are always too many around that lake where he can collect many more whenever he wants. In such great and mild weather, he could even afford to put all the fishes on the tin roof of his shack and then later make himself fried fish sandwiches. };)
Oh! that's a good idea. But for that you probably would have to search in the real Amazon forest and not in that other online one.
Haha, hilarious man. Cash is king!!
Anyone who thinks crypto is gonna replace (I refuse to say Fiat) normal currency is an eejet. There , I said it
It has to be said. Can you imagine a grannie trying to transfer some crypto for the weekly shop! 🤣🤣
I can just imagine this little blue purse and she taking her 17 digit crypto address out on a bit of paper with a big sad head on her thinking if she was to leave this world soon then it wouldn't be a bad thing.
Hahaha, thinking that the world has evolved beyond the like of her 🤣🤣
😂😂 who's getting fucked at this point.
Great delivery