Her Square Baboon

Her Square Baboon desperately looked for a cucumber to sit and look at. This seems a curious operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Her Square Baboon wanted a lava lamp that they would share. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Square Baboon always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Square Baboon owned a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A ball was the chosen thing.

Her Square Baboon desperately wanted a cucumber that they would break. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Her Square Baboon often carried a bat to sleep with. It is a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.