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Ha!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... It's not as bad please 😂🤲🏿.

For malaria, fumigation works, mosquito nets too but there are well groomed areas that you won't have to bother about mosquitoes.

The food is great, or aren't you an explorer?😅 We do have intercontinental restaurants here though and what else??? Oh the cult boys... Naah those are barely seen in fact, I have never had an encounter with any.

Then as for the yahoo boys? Fear them not for the are just as irrelevant 😁😆



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Remember, I will stand out! I no go blend! but I go sabi speak pidgin like native sharp sharp 🤣

I think my crazy exploration days are over. I am not as tough as I used to be 😝 Japan days spoiled me. China days were wild though.

Blackouts don’t scare me one bit, I’m just scared to eat meat when the fridge can die at any moment. But I go chop all the egusi and dodo!

🙈 🤓

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From the way you are sounding, you are already a suspect... You sure say you nor be Omo Naija and your name nor be Segun?? 😂😅

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Damn, this reminds me of back when I was using Chinese dating apps… trauma , 大家都不相信我是美国人,我要假装我不会中文才能找到女朋友.

Hahahah I told you I’m American soft yahoo、this is what we do. We use GPT to hack your mind, just to make you laugh 😉 and I’ve been at Hive for 7 years, you think I don’t have any Nigerian friends by now? I know sabi and chop abeg!

Damn, I gotta stick to good boy English, maybe learn from Bill Gates or Obama 😭 😭 😭

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Oh wow!!! 7 years???? That's a lot of time, you must have a community of Nigerian friends by now 😀. I could imagine the horror because this small Chinese test you wrote got my eye spinning 😂😅.

Yeah I agree, stick to good boy English please 😂. Plus, I never chop, just got home and fixing a quick snack 🤓

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“I needed to pretend I couldn’t speak Chinese otherwise no one believed I was American”. I couldn’t find a girlfriend cause they all thought I was lying to them and my name was Wong.

Actually nowadays, my English sounds like my name should be Wong 😬 Good Boy Wong, I guess

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh wow! Wong suits you, maybe Wong Lee 😂🤣. So how did you learn to speak Chinese? Learn it formally or you just got a quick pick with the language living amongst them? Plus is the Chinese language the same as Japanese?

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4 hours a day in the coolest cafe I could find, first half studying, second half talking to the staff. Sometimes I’d split it up if they got tired of me sitting there too long.

If you don’t live there you could spend the second half talking to people online and taking notes. Lots of ways to make friends from anywhere now.

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The world is indeed a global village 🙂. Just learnt that some tutors from Nigeria take children abroad home lessons.

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and no Japanese and Chinese are almost nothing alike. 5% of the words sound similar and they use the same characters but the grammar and pronunciation are different worlds!

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