The Confused Lunatic

The Confused Lunatic found a tomato that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a tomato is the item to select.

The Confused Lunatic desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Confused Lunatic always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Lunatic desired a bottle of beer to throw. It should be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Confused Lunatic carried a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It would be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Confused Lunatic had a can of coke to experiment on. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.