RE: Gatos De Muerte
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Ohhhhhh. The stories begin. I've now been in service to a gato for about 10 days.
You might ask yourself why an ordinarily competent human would do such a thing? Fair question. Because I have mice.
The demented ass hats ate a HOLE IN MY BROOM. So I headed to the local shelter and got this evilness. Yes, I tried every trap known to man and even poison. I also convinced my dog not to eat the cat.
He has caught one mouse. More than my hundred dollars worth of traps. If he's got a lick of sense about him he'll make sure there is always a couple of mice around here, sort of like job security.
God save us both.
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Haha, clever thinking of him if he keeps a couple on the go and occasionally delivers a dead one.
Absolutely gorgeous though, I love that colour! I am fully expecting many a mouse and dead thing to be delivered into the house soon!
Oh hell. I forgot to mention his name-Aldo. He hates mice like Brad Pitt hated Nazis. If he had thumbs and a little teeny knife I'm pretty sure he'd slice those mice up.
Can you imagine? The shelter thought his name was Fuzzy.
Also is a great name! Lol, slicing his way through the enemy!