No Sugar Daddy.

iPhone, iPhone, iPhone…… Everyone is just talking about the newly released iPhone 17. It is one of the reigning topics in Nigeria presently and many are vying to get their hands on that apple device.

The first thing that caught my eye about iPhone 17 was it's beautiful design and liquid glass colour display design. I must confess that the phone has unique features plis the storage is massive The phone was also radiating beauty like ”fresh tomato Jos” but just when my appetite was growing large for this device, its price slapped me in the face and woke me up to reality.

What the heck? How can one phone cost so much? As it is now self, even if they sell all the lands in my village and if all my relatives contributed their life savings, it will still not be enough to buy that one phone.

The crazy part is that the price of the iPhone is as unstable as the waves of the ocean. How can the producers place a price at $799 and later it shot up to $1200 but here in my beloved country, it is sold for a whooping #4.5 million naira…..haba, una want to kill person ni 🙆.

A phone that when you buy it, you will not be able to walk on the street without fear Those Lagos boys will slap you and collect it from your hand, mtchewww. I lost interest in the phone as soon as I checked out the price.

Those who are craving iphones gan, what is its advantages to you. From what I know, is it not just the camera quality and iOS speed? After this, what else?

Why should a phone be more expensive than a woman's bride price and marriage ceremony combined. Even in my dreams, I doubt I would be able to buy such a phone except if @fashtioluwa buys it for me, then presents it to me on one knee, on a gold tray wrapped in a red cloth, hehe.

But wait, if I get such a phone as my property, either by buying or as a gift would I seriously make use of it or would I sell it and use the money to start up a mini business in foodstuffs. Abeg my naija people make una help me out.

Seriously, #4.5 million naira for one phone...… chai.

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