A warning letter to My TV remote

Greetings, everyone. We are here once again this week as #nightcrawler, and I am writing to my TV remote. I'm not sure if I'm going to be nice in my words to this TV remote.

Let's go to the letter proper.

Oga/Mr TV Remote

How could you be this wicked, how on earth did I wrong you?
Maybe it was a mistake buying you and your father (The Television) and bringing you into my home because I don't understand why you will be treating me this way.

For the past month, I haven't been able to place my hand on you at night. After a long day at work, I want to watch one or two programs, relaxing in my chair, but I can't find you anywhere. I have to walk down to the television to use the buttons on the television to change channels.

Oga TV remote, you have not worked since I bought you into this house. The most painful thing is that you sleep all day while I am working tirelessly to recharge your sister (DStv), only for you to get missing you immediately set your eyes on me.

On the first and second days, I assumed it was a mistake, but you have done it severely, so at this point, you can't tell me it's a mistake, so it's a deliberate act, and I would love it if you would write me back to explain to me why you have been behaving this way.

I don't even know how you changed so drastically. You were so nice and always there for me when I'm tired and need to watch one or two home movies, but now I don't know how to explain who you have become.

I would be so happy if you would write me back, explain to me what happened, are your batteries bad, or did anyone treat you so badly when I wasn't around? Please, just write to me because this is unusual and it's happening for a long time.

I have searched everywhere I knew you should be you are not there but when I go to work I get the information that you come and relax in the chair, so why run away immediately you set your eyes on me.

Do don't know how embarrassing i feel every night when everyone will be asking me what am looking for and why am making so much noise because I have to check all corners just to see if I can find you there, but no way I will not see you.

Let me know if you're tired of giving me your service because you are gradually getting me angry infact you have tasted my patience enough, am not sure I will want to continue this way with you.
Am expecting your reply my dearest TV remote.