π€« The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #96 π’ Escalator Intrigue, White Pumpkins & Anti-Beagle Security π¦
Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
β¨οΈ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #96 π€«
π’ Escalator Intrigue, White Pumpkins & Anti-Beagle Security π¦
November 28th, 2023featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @tegoshei (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β The escalator is certainly a marvel of modern technology, and it's not every day that rural folks get to see one in person. One of my first memories as a child is running away from my parents to see an escalator, and then I rolled to the bottom and had to get stitched back together in the emergency room.
Β Β Β So I can think you can see why this ESCALATOR DRAWS A CROWD in the Philippines. Despite the massive Christmas display, people from the countryside come to take pictures of the escalator and leave, showing little to no interest in the festive decoration.
by: @purepinay (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β This ASEAN Hiver has been altering the DNA of pumpkins for many years, and recently she finally achieved the goal of producing WHITE PUMPKINS. Are they safe to eat? That is not yet certain, but they certainly look beautiful when used as interior decorations.
Β Β Β Well, what do you ASEAN Hivers think? Would you be the first to taste these questionably safe white pumpkins?
by: @reidenling90 (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β One of our ASEAN Hive pets, Herry, likes to eat just about anything that smells good, and in this local market she has a reputation for snatching snacks from tables. This this seller put up an ANTI-BEAGLE SECURITY SHARK in order to keep Herry away from her tasty treats.
Β Β Β I guess the thinking is a bit like a scarecrow except for that beagles love hoo-mans, so something other than than a scarecrow is needed. Everyone knows beagles are afraid of sharks, so it makes sense when you think about it, sorry Herry.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Β Β Β Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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The white pumpkin looks like a huge garlic π
Oh my, I never heard of Kra Tong before, I think it's a fun event to experience someday :)
Haha! It kinda looks like it! π
Maybe it was huge garlic, I knew she was up to some kind of trickery π.
Hot hot hot we want the feeling of something hot to take away the cold hee hee. Congratulations to all who held their positions correctly.
Thank you my friend, very cold here too lately.
Aw! Thank you for the shout-out!
Others may be unaware, But I have been honing my witchcraft π§ skills lately, haha! Just a heads up though, my white pumpkins are purely for decorative purposes, so I wouldn't recommend attempting to take a bite! π
Glad you got a kick out of this curation, I often giggle while writing it. So far nobody has been offended or taken my humor in the wrong way π.
Haha I always love some hilarious posts, we need those in our life you know! π
White pumpkins seems tempting. Can i cook with curry? Thank you so much for the honorable shouts out @asean.hive. Really appreciate it. Congratulations to all of you which I'm so happy to discover more from you
My pleasure, I think I would use the white pumpkin in a blue curry sauce, perhaps something an alien from another world would eat πππ
I once used purple cabbage fried with mixed vege. The whole plate became purple, and couple of hours later become blue lolππ
Indeed, the escalator is a marvel of modern technology. And yes, here in my country, these escalators are adorned with amazing Christmas decorations. I had many snapshots on my phone when I visited last time. Heheh
Haha, glad you got a laugh from this one. I remember back in 2010 when the first escalator in Siem Reap opened. I used to go there on my lunchbreak because countryside families would visit the mall just to ride the escalator and leave, often walk back down the normal stairs. So many people fell down that it required two full-time assistants to help people for several months.
White pumpkin is an extraordinarily good fruit. In my area, white pumpkins are long, the top and bottom are big, round and there are also round ones. In my area, people often make white pumpkin from goats and some also make it with sour vegetables, it's amazing, my friend. -all friends who posted White songs.
You have white pumpkins available not made from sorcery, haha. Here in Cambodia we have only two kind of small pumpkins, one light orange and another that is blue/green on the outside.
ha..ha.. there is no magic in our area, there are farmers who can grow pumpkins, my friend, perhaps the color of the pumpkin is different here and in your country, friend, here the pumpkin is white and a little green, friend.