Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #95 🤫

🙈 Hide & Go Seek, Competitive Eating, & Trash Chairs 🪑

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     It's good to keep a sense of humor no matter your age, and even more important to maintain a sense of humor with your spouse. Hide & Go Seek is a game played around the world by youngsters, but this woman took the game to new heights.

     She built A FAUX HUT IN THE LOCAL PARK and waited patiently for her husband to find her. After a day of searching he finally found her, and now he is carefully plotting his revenge.

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     The COMPETITIVE DOG EATING is the latest trending sport in Thailand, with each dog trying eat a pre-determined amount of food in the fastest amount of time possible. There are rumors that gambling is involved, but because this new trend is so secretive that nobody knows for certain.

     This day's eating competition featured three purebred dogs, a Black Woofer, Brown Barker, and a Spotted Jumper, all their local hometown heroes. In the end the Brown Barker won because it has developed a technique of swallowing dog food without chewing it.

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     TRASH CHAIRS are a new experiment the Vietnamese government is trying out. Littering is a favorite past-time in many parts of SE Asia, and here in Cambodia folks often throw trash on the ground right next to an empty trash can.

     Vietnam has developed a genius way to tackle this problem. Knowing that litterers are lazy, they designed public seating that makes it nearly impossible to litter. After you sit down to enjoy a bahn mi or sugarcane juice, as long as you throw the trash anywhere else other than on top of your own feet it will end up in the bin. So far it seems to be working very well, and Cambodia plans to buy some units later this year.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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