🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #90 🐶 Canine Mustaches, A Highway To Heaven & Flying Fruits 🍉

over 1 year ago (Edited)

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #90 🤫

🐶 Canine Mustaches, A Highway To Heaven & Flying Fruits 🍉

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^{by: @reidenling90 (click pic to go to post)}

Thailand's annual Canine Mustache Festival kicked off this week with a bang. One of our very own ASEAN Hive doggies attempted to enter the festival with a homemade mustache, but unfortunately her plan was unfoiled by security guards.

Not every dog can grow a mustache naturally, it's okay Ms. Herry, we all still love you even without a real mustache. No need to worry, you'll certainly have more luck entering the upcoming Awesome Beagle Festival.

^{by: @luueetang (click pic to go to post)}

Malaysia's HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN is finally open to the general public. Nobody has successfully driven their car vertically up this new highway yet, but anything is possible with the abundance of high-tech gadgetry available in the world.

Why did this country build a vertical highway? Well, that question has not been answered yet by local authorities, but it can be assumed that most countries want to have the first, biggest, longest, tallest, anything to one-up neighboring countries.

^{by: @jessmcwhite (click pic to go to post)}

In the Philippines FRUITS ARE GROWING WINGS AND FLYING AWAY, perhaps to avoid being eaten or even spread their seeds. It's unknown how a watermelon becomes a swan or an apple becomes a hummingbird, but once these fruits are flight ready, they leave the kitchen immediately.

Locals are now tying their fruit to the heaviest item in the kitchen in hopes that if their fruit builds wings in the middle of the night that they won't be able to escape their culinary destiny.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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