Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #89 🤫

🪣 Buckets Of Food, Grasshopper Jockeys, Turtle Carjackers 🐢

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     Eating FOOD BY THE BUCKET is normally an affair reserved for 'Mericans, but now this option is available in Bangladesh. Right now the country is experimenting with biryani by the bucket, and so far it has made a huge impact on the total mass of the country.

     This is no doubt an unhealthy trend, but all countries must determine for themselves whether or not they want to supersize everything. If this trend keeps up, Bangladesh will have to increase the size of their motos and tuk-tuks to accommodate the new humans surviving on buckets of food.

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     Jockeys typically race horses, and but most importantly jockeys are always human, but things are changing. GRASSHOPPER JOCKEYS have learned how to put a saddle on one another and race other insects.

     There is no romance involved, it's a very professional relationship between the grasshopper jockey and the grasshopper racer. So far this new alliance has made grasshoppers the fastest moving insects on Earth.

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     TURTLE CARJACKERS represent a major threat in some parts of Malaysia. As you can clearly see in photo, these two turtles had already breached the back hatch when our ASEAN Hive discovered this theft in progress.

     Turtles/tortoises are notoriously slow, and surely that explains some of this new obsession with car theft. It is unknow how a pair of tortoises can drive a car considering their lack of thumbs and small size, but somehow it's possible, proving these little guys are smarter than people give them credit for.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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