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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #84 🤫

🎣 Clothes Fishing, Witch Kits & Radiation Parades ☢️

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     CLOTHES FISHING is a new trend in the Philippines, and it's easy to see why with such a massive population and so many waterways. People often wash their clothes in the river here, and this means many people also lose items while washing.

     If you happen to live downstream like this ASEAN Hiver, it's quite easy to just spend a day hanging out at the river and fishing for clothes. All across the Philippines downstream people have an abundant source of free pre-washed clothing. All one has to do is lay the clothes out to dry and a new wardrobe is put together in an afternoon.

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     You can buy nearly anything online in Thailand nowadays, so folks in the countryside and in the city have equal access to products. This couple decided to buy a WITCH KIT from a relatively new and unknown seller.

     When bothe item(s) arrived in the mail it was quite clear there is likely a broom inside. The description online said the buyer is responsible for casting a spell to bring this broom to life, eliminating the need for a moto or car. Well, there is only one problem, there were no instructions sent and these ASEAN Hivers are scared to open the package without knowing a little magic first. Any advice is appreciated.

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     The annual MALAYSIAN RADIATION PARADE kicked off this week to much fanfare. Each year this country packs a bunch of nuclear waste into a lead capsule, then puts the lead capsule in a briefcase and parades it around the country to show that nuclear energy and waste is nothing to worry about.

     The massive presence of firefighters and military personnel seems to indicate the opposite of safety, but the government always states that these hired hands are merely to spray the crowds with water and beat them if people celebrate too wildly. It seems like a poor excuse, but who really knows, either way this event attracts large crowds each year.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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