Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #79 🤫

🍜 Noodles For Psychopaths, Human Monoliths & A Gaming Diner 🗿

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     Years ago there was a video game called Halo, and this game was groundbreaking in many ways. Because of the game's legendary status within the gamer community, there is still a large devoted fanbase of this classic first-person shooter franchise.

     At Halo Hokkien Mee in Malaysia, GAMING MEETS HOT SOUP because, well, why not? This particular establishment is dedicated to noodle soups and the game Halo, and although such a specific combo would normally have a very niche customer base, this place is an underground hit, so don't spoil this secret, and don't drop your controller in the broth, that's a $40 fine.

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     Well-known ASEAN Hiver Gabe is a HUMAN MONOLITH by local Vietnamese standards. He's never revealed his true size, height, or weight with us, but everything is a matter of scale in SE Asia.

     It's nearly impossible to find clothes, and when he does it's usualy XXXL or XXXXL, sizes rarely found in the USA even for morbidly obese folks. Rumor has it that Gabe is actually a normal sized western person, but he keeps the mystery alive by not sharing his image with us.

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     Do you like noodles? Are you a pyscopath? Well then head over to Crazy Noodle in Thailand, the PLACE WHERE THE MENTALLY DERANGED CAN ENJOY NOODLES.

     Famous items on the menu are the Straight Jacket Curry, Padded Cell Salad, and the Riot Squad Rice Noodles. If there is any problem with your meal and you complain, you will be immediately taken away to a culinary insane asylum, so dine at your own risk.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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