Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #66 🤫

🐂 Overgrown Oxen, Rock Star Dave & Niceness Battles 👨‍🎤

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     In Malaysia there is a legendary FAT OX SO BIG THAT IT BARELY FITS IN A SMALL BUILDING, as you can see in the picture. The owner has placed a tarp outside to cover the entrance because the fat ox was becoming a spectacle and causing distracted drivers to crash.

     Why is such a large bovine living in an urban environment you ask? Well, if you pay the entrance fee and see this unbelievably large creature, you can learn all about how the fat ox and how it wound up behind this inconspicuous blue tarp along a sidestreet.

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     Did you that know before the Dave was a famous Hiver he was MALAYSIA'S MOST PROMISING YOUNG ROCK STAR? This man actually toured with the Scorpions, but a management disagreement led to Dave being cut from the band before he ever recorded a studio album with the band.

     This pic of a young Dave shredding the guitar while some roadies and friends watch in awe. Perhaps one day he'll gift us a with a 3Speak guitar solo and remind the Scorpions of how much bigger they could've been had they not given Dave the boot.

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     Myanmar is a country known for smiles and hospitality, and this post is an example of how this can be taken to extremes. This post shows an example of a cultural practice not known by outsiders, the BATTLE OF NICENESS.

     This cultural battle starts out small, perhaps with each person buying a snack for the other, and then the battle of niceness quickly escalates to more expensive things like cleaning the other person's house, buying the other a new motorbike, etc. The practice ends when one person fails to one-up the other, and then the winner is clear.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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