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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #169 🤫

🐃 Missing Buffaloes, Loaded Traysis & Infinite Wine Glitches 🍷

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     In the Philippines, animals are often used to carry or haul heavy loads in the countryside. But have you ever seen a human WATER BUFFALO SUBSTITUTE?

     When her water buffalo fell ill and was not able to tow the cart, she decided to take matters into her own hands and hook herself up the cart. She couldn't be more happy, and I imagine it's quite a workout too.

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     Cross-country trips aren't common by land in the Philippines due to the country being a series of islands. In this case though, an ASEAN Hiver is CROSSING THE PHILIPPINES IN A TRAYSI, or moto taxi to those of you outside the Philippines.

     The bike looks completely packed, but it's certainly an exciting way to travel the country and see the roadside sights. I wish her a safe journey.

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     For those of you former and current gamers, surely you know what a "cheat code" is. Well, have you ever found a cheat code in real life, out in the wild among fellow humans?

      This ASEAN Hiver stumbled upon an INFINITE WINE GLITCH, causing me to think maybe the "matrix" is real. She won't reveal the location and whether or not it is in the same universe, but things get a little tipsy in the matrix.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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