Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #130 🤫

🍌 Banana Bait, Ghost Kids & Trail Makers 🥾

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     BANANA THIEVERY is a serious threat to the Cambodian economy, and if the trend continues there are fears it may lead to an economic collapse and/or social and moral decay. Police throughout the country have set up secret posts near roadside banana trees in hopes of catching banana jackers in the act.

     The above banana tree has already fell victim to crime several times, so this ASEAN Hiver coordinated with some local policemen to set up a banana nabbing post near beloved tree. There are high hopes for catching would-be thieves red-handed, or better yet, green-handed.

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     If I didn't have proof you probably wouldn't believe, but now there is solid photographic evidence of KID GHOSTS coming out of the Philippines. This ASEAN Hiver was just chilling outside, minding her own business when this little spook manifested right next to her.

     You can imagine how terrified she was to be so close to a specter, but still she managed to muster up the nerve to snap some pics with her phone. In the end she was able to back away slowly and flee without being pursued by this ghoul, and she has lived to post about it for the curiosity of fellow community members.

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     It is not easy to bushwhack and carve new trails, but somebody has to do it because trails don't make themselves. These AMBITIOUS TRAIL MAKERS,managed to make create this trail using only their bare hands, without the use of any modern tools other than reliable footwear.

     The original goal was to create a simple hiking trail, but because these folks made such quick work of it, they decided to widen the trail enough to accommodate horse-drawn carriages and other things

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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