🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #125 🌊 Culinary Threats, Old Men's Clubs & Drinking 🥔

9 months ago

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #125 🤫

🌊 Culinary Threats, Old Men's Clubs & Drinking 🥔

^{June 2nd, 2024
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^{by: @putu300 (click pic to go to post)}

TAKE A SWIM OR GIVE ME THE SNACK is a new game people are playing with total strangers in Indonesia. If you don't want to play this game it's probably wise not to sit and eat near any of the public canals.

This ASEAN Hiver found an innocent woman enjoying a snack while sitting at the water's edge and invited her to play this game. She clearly felt threatened and wasn't aware of this new game, but she will never forget it now that she's been pushed into the canal over the ownership of a fried snack.

^{by: @luueetang (click pic to go to post)}

The OLD MEN ONLY CLUB is a very unofficial official club within a cafe in Brunei. After the lunch rush is over, these silver foxes move in and take over the best table in the place.

Once these gentlemen take their chairs, anyone under the age of 55 and/or all females are scorned. There are only 4 members of this club, and it's considered to be one of the hardest memberships to obtain in all of Brunei. Even the sultan himself didn't impress these guys enough to make it a 5-member posse.

^{by: @suteru (click pic to go to post)}

Did you know that people are DRINKING POTATOES in the Philippines? Believe it or not, it's true, and apparently with enough effort nearly anything can be forced through a straw if the straw is strong enough.

This little guy is working on a glass of potatoes, doing his best to extract cores of fried potato via strong facial vacuum pressure and a kevlar reinforced straw. If he masters the art of drinking fried potatoes, he can grow up to drink raw carrot slices and some of the more advanced vegetables considered nearly impossible to slurp through a straw.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

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