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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #105 🤫

🌆 Secret Rooftop Parties, Communist Vodka & NGO Fails 👎

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     In Malaysia SECRET ROOFTOP PARTIES have become the latest trend. The Malaysian government is a bit conservative, so it's no wonder the party scene has moved to secretive heights.

     Our very own ASEAN Hiver, the Dave, is one of the most famous underground extreme heights party hosts. It's safe to reveal this secret here because the local authorities don't keep eyes on Hive. If you ever visit Malaysia and like to party, it might be a good idea to contact Dave for any upcoming rooftop parties.

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     Vietnam has recently and covertly released a special edition COMMUNIST VODKA. If you want a bottle though, you'll find that no amount of money can purchase this spirit from a store. This label is a special release only for high-ranking communist party members.

     Inside every crate of ammunition there is one bottle of communist vodka, so if you can convince a commander to hand a bottle over and/or buy it from him/her, you can have your very own proletariat hard liquor. Gabe has not revealed how he obtained his bottle, but with every drink a love for the hammer and sickle grows.

     Now we're in Thailand for a recent controversial bridge funded by a foreign sponsor. All the locals have deemed this an NGO PROJECT FAILURE after seeing the bridge firsthand. 4x Toyota LandCruisers, 1,000 liters of diesel and 10 paid workers were used to build this functional but overpriced span.

     The local protesters claim a bridge like this can be built in a single morning by a lone villager for less than $15 USD, but it's too late now because $7,000 USD was the cost of this project. The man in the above photo is a structural engineer flown in from Australia to supervise the project.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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