The Truth is Out There... Have a Grey Day!
Facility H-03, Meeting room:
Everyone, please sit down, we have a important issue to discuss today.
Woah, sorry I'm late, Boss!
That's ok, Chris, please close the door behind you, thanks.
You've all heard about the new spending cuts..
You mean, Elon Musk running our government?
Right, well some of that is going to spell 'downsizing', even in this place. The facility needs to reduce its operational costs. This includes cryo-chambers and ETLD servers, which will have to be switched to power-saving mode.
As long as they don't cut my coffee, I'm good.
Man, do they even know what we do here?
No, and that's the whole point, we don't want them here, so we need to trim off some fat. These people have no idea how to run this thing, and we cant risk the idiots fumbling in here, seeing this stuff.
By fat, you mean...
Lets start with the Grays.
The gays?
Pffft
No Mark, the Greys — Sector 16 — we have way too many.
Actually 16 and 17. You want to get rid of them?
Not all, we keep the ones from 47, and we keep the ones that are intact, more or less, but some of the mangled ones — we can really free up some space.
Yeah, who knew we'd fill up two whole sectors with these morons.
Yeah, well abduction biz is no joke for them — the idiots can't handle wild animals and doorknobs, of all things.
We can definitely get rid of "Mr. Green Mile".
Which one is that?
That's the one that was found hanging from a high tension wire, Louisiana, about 10 years ago — climbed the electric pole cause of some animal, got toasty.
Also "Beef Jerky" — the one we found trapped in a tanning bed, in Florida.
We still don't know how he got there — not really a 'doorknob' situation.
Maybe he thought it was gonna teleport him somewhere, hehe.
"E.T. phone home" — wrong booth.
OK, lets focus, I want a list of all the Grays, and we need to get rid of about 3/4 of the specimens from Sector 16 and 17.
How do you wanna dispose of them?
The usual, Chris, call Delgado, tell him to bring the equipment, tell him we will need a lot this time.
Sure boss.
Now, what about Sector 5?
The Repties? No Boss, come on! Those are my favorite! And we only have two perfectly intact.
Yeah, we know Mark, also cost a lot to maintain. Plus, we've already made a treaty with the Reptilians, they can always supply new bodies.
As long as we keep supplying them some of ours...
That's the deal.
Are we gonna address the elephant in the room?
Is that another nickname?
No, I mean, this room.
I don't know what you mean, Dean.
I'm talking about our jobs, Boss. Do we need to worry?
Dean, this isn't Home Depot, you can't lose a job you don't officially have! ... ... Ok, maybe Home Depot is a bad example... But you know what I mean — We all signed the same contract.
Yeah well, this all sounds bad, if you ask me.
Yeah, as long as no-one calls Delgado on us, right?
What tha' fuck, Mark?!
What?? We know too much, and they can’t fire us! You watch movies, right? I swear, if he even looks at me funny, I’m calling ICE on his psycho ass.
Bruh.
OK, that’s enough. I need cool heads here. There were no orders regarding personnel in any of the facilities — only on facility overhead costs. With some sectors trimmed and servers running on ‘low,’ we can ride this out until the next administration.
That's just great.
You mean, Grey, heheh
Sounds like we're down-grey-ding
Make America Grey Again.
Heheh, good one.
Well, I think we're all clear here — you all know what to do. Chris, you got your job. Dean, Mark, I want that inventory list from Sectors 5 through 20 on my desk by Friday. The rest, dismissed.
I'm going to need a lot of coffee.
I'm going to miss my Repties.
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You should watch the Australian TV series "Utopia" - it is about a government department that tries to deliver things. It is so much like this story. So funny.
Ohhh awesome! We haven't watched any shows in a long time... This sounds like a good one to start! thank you!
Just don't confuse it for a documentary. It is fiction.
But it is a good documentary.
oh so its a mockumentary?
No, it is fiction, but it is so close to being real - it is scary. It isn't like "Parks and Recreation" (it doesn't break the fourth wall in the same way) - but some of the events depicted are so real, I've literally worked in those environments for real!
awesome, sold!
actually this little 'office-meets-area 51" was inspired by a conversation I had with a friend who believes that the gov. is hiding all the aliens, and that reptilians are shape-shifters who are actually running the deep-state. All I could think was, "in this economy?"
:D I have a conspiracy-comedy-fan-fiction drafted about something "state" based, and I need to really sit down and edit it, but I am too autistic and have a queue of content that I want to work through.
same - but I'm also HDTV on top of that - I set out to do one thing but get diverted into something totally unplanned - so all of my planned stuff is still marinating, while I'm serving fast-food non-stop.
I so want to read that Conspiracy comedy! Looking forward when that's ready in que.
Please do enquire in 7-10 business days :D
You're a High Definition Television?! You write really well for an inanimate device. Please bridge the gap between my ignorance and the term you've used :)
I can never remember the correct ADHD or ADD or OCD, so I just for with HDTV.
At least it isn't 4KTV. or VCR. I have a friend who is undiagnosed (but pretty sure) of the same condition(s). It is a super power in some scenarios, and very difficult to get things done in others.
oh absolutely - definitely undiagnosed. Well, before I get diagnosed with other issues, I'll be off to bed. BTW great post on the construction signs, I'll be commenting tomorrow when I'm not TTDR.
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